Valerie ([info]xaohami) wrote,
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This has to be the most sarcastic sounding website i've ever heard.

Ok, go to MyPyramid.gov ... please, and read it. This is the USDA's new food pyramid website. It made me laugh. I can't help but wonder if an undercover vegan is secretly writing all this stuff, to make it sound ridiculous.

For example,
Here is the Tip of the Week:

"Irradiated meat is just as healthy, if not healthier than organic meat -- radiation kills bacteria just as effectively as it does people, and saves billions of dollars that would otherwise have to go toward producing cleaner meat and maintaining the health of livestock."

hmm.. just as effectively as it does people huh? boy, I feel much better about eating it now. =D

oh, and those billions of dollars? saved by the company, not the consumer, lucky them!!^_^

and finally, I don't know about you, but cleaner meat and healthy cows doesn't sound too bad to me.

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[info]xaohami

March 6 2006, 14:08:58 UTC 6 years ago

Dude, the entire website was that way! It's unbelievable. It's not like I went to some hoax site either. I went to the site they advertised on my Honey Bunches of Oats cereal.

One of the tips was to count High fructose corn syrup as a serving of grain.

yaaaay!

lol. craziness. I'm gonna keep looking at this site. find out wtf's going on.

[info]enerjax

March 6 2006, 15:47:55 UTC 6 years ago

Silly cushy government jobs...lol

and I can NEVER discern humor from sarcasm in government (or politically correct) writing. I guess that's what makes it funny...

[info]xaohami

March 6 2006, 18:13:13 UTC 6 years ago

The things they are saying are ridiculous. go to the site. click on the links.

are you saying you don't understand why it's funny? or what? I'll gladly provide more examples if necessary ^_^

[info]enerjax

March 6 2006, 22:53:57 UTC 6 years ago

no, I mean I can never tell which they mean to incorporate...although that's kinda of a rhetorical statement...

[info]wellipoo

March 6 2006, 19:46:15 UTC 6 years ago

wow.

I think that the goverment has just given up. They realize taht people are catching onto them, and i'm thinking that they frankly don't care at all...because we can't do anything about it.

and high fructose corn syrup...a good thing? not in the sugars and fats category?
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